Time For A Break - Enjoy Some Soccer!
Just decided to keep things simple today.
Tell me what you think of the game!
Happy Holidays everyone!!
Next Week I’ll get back to the important task of answering the questions that make me live vicariously!
Random Questions: Pockets and Dogs
Do you ever wonder why certain things in life happen. Not just to simply ask the quintessential why, but rather to look into the esoteric angle of the less considered elements. That is what these posts will strive to accomplish. Enjoy!…
ELEMENT: INSIDE-OUT POCKETS
Description: Every time I grab a pair of my lounging pants from the clean clothes stack I find that the pockets are turned inside out.
Question: I wonder if I turned the pockets inside-out before they are washed would the be in their proper place the next time I grab them in the clean clothes stack?
Experimentation: Take one (or more) lounging pants & turn the pockets inside-out BEFORE being washed. Check results at two points: 1) at completion of washing phase; and 2) completion of drying phase.
ELEMENT: DOG PSYCHOLOGY
Description: Dogs chase cars. They run after them as if the tires were doing something evil & then the tires have to endure the indignity of being peed on by any passing male dog.
Question: If one of those dogs should actually bite at a moving vehicle and latch on, what is he going to do next?
Experimentation: Given that it will not be practical to set up a test (Animal Welfare would understandably be upset). General observations over time will be the data source.
Another Question for Vicarious Living: What Can Change a Person
What can change a person from a happy, humorous, reasonably intelligent (if only in my own mind), average looking 40-something individual?
A NEW PRODUCT LAUNCH! IN THIS SPECIFIC CASE IT WAS REPLAY247.COM
AND THIS ONE ACTUALLY WENT RATHER SMOOTHLY!
It turned me into a grumpy, moody, blithering idiot of a man in a matter of about five sleepless (well, mostly sleepless), smelling, unshaven bum of a person. AND I have pictures to prove it!!
Watch in a future post as I transform from normal to dreadful and back again. I’ve done some testing & it works best in a new post…So watch for a new post soon (after I sleep for a couple of days).
The lack of all the normal things that make us feel, act, & look like product members of society goes out the bloody window during a typical initial product luanch.
Yes, folks that’s right, the AVERAGE product launch. Anyone that tells you that product launches are anything less than some Rosie O’Donnell - Donald Trump Hell Spawn with an evil desire to ruin you and those around you.
Their purpose for saying such of thing can only be one of three things:
- They don’t know what the blue blazes they’re talking about,
- Has never actually been through a REAL product launch; or worst of all
- Is looking pry on some poor naive, unsuspecting bastard…I mean…an anxious volunteer, to help them launch a product.
Regardless of their purpose, run…run far away!!
Pictures forthcoming…watch for them…I promise it’s worth the return look!!!
As for now having completed the 4 S’s of human dignity, I am going to bed.
Not Withstanding the Foregoing,
Ross
P.S. - If you don’t know what the 4 S’s of human dignity are here’s a hint - Sleep and Shave are the 1st & last on the list!! To send me an email if you’re still stuck just CLICK HERE.
REPLAY247 - The Next Evolution in Teleseminars
JP Maroney and I have been managing the development of a new product for several months that could very well change how the teleseminar “game” is played. Ray Edwards, legandary copy writer and marketer, recently called the product “a Game Changer in the teleseminar” niche! How’s that for an endorsement.
The product was conceived to meet a simple desire — find an inexpensive tool that would allow you to pre-record a teleseminar and then replay it over and over again for your audiences. If you do teleseminars you KNOW which ones I’m talking about…the ones that are valuable and profitable, but are take time away from family during the evenings.
Anyway, JP looked everywhere and only found one software company that could do it, but the price they wanted to this capability was outlandish. So JP decided to build his own tool…He bought a domain and the concept was now alive:
JP is a master marketer, relationship builder, and strategist. He builds businesses, but he ain’t no project manager (he’ll tell you that straight up). This is where I came into the picture. I have been a project manager for almost 20 years — I ain’t no Marketer. The match was made…the dream was now on it’s way to becoming a reality.
Race forward several months in time to now…I’m proud to say that on Thursday, December 11th, at 2:00pm EST, we will be launching this product. The product is built to allow you to simply and easily upload, schedule, and reschedule events. Again the name:
Go to the site, view the video for yourself - don’t take my word for it. If you are really serious about your online or offline marketing, after seeing this video, I believe you’ll want to see and hear more.
Hey if Ray Edwards says it’s a game-changer, then who am I to knock that assessment!!
You have nothing to lose…try our product!
Cheers,
Ross
In Honor of US Troops Now & in the Past
My father in law, Clyde (Ret. SCPO, USN ), sent this to me today. As a former US Military Officer (LT, MSC, USNR) who served on Active Duty for 6.5 years, including the period before, during, and after the first Gulf War (Desert Shield / Desert Storm), I now have a vastly different perspective when the US Flag flies and songs written specifically about battle to secure the incredible freedoms we enjoy in this country.
I saw the results of War…soldiers’ lives and bodies forever mangled by indiscriminate bullet and bombs going off. People I personally knew died defending That Flag.
I will never apologize or back down from proclaiming my love for the country I live in or defending the flying of the Flag it is represented by.
In today’s world, it’s hard to say or show anything without the threat of offending someone. If anyone is in any way offended by watching this link I’m about to give you, then that’s something you must overcome.
Enjoy…
http://www.greatdanepromilitary.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm
Respectfully,
Ross
